I'm feelin' it comin, y'all know what I mean
My bones are achin, hopin' it's a dream
I'm gettin' colder, my nose starts to drip
Eyes are gettin' heavy, man, I'm losin' my grip
Oh darlin, please now feel sorry for me
I got the M-A-N-F-L-U, Don't`t know what to do
Curled up on the couch, feelin' way past blue
Need a blanket, some soup, and a hug or two
Oh honey, it's true
Got the M-A-N-F-L-U
It's feelin' heavy like a ton of bricks
Swear I ain't been this sick since I was six
I'm sweatin' and shiverin, can't even stand
Just bring me that remote
I'm a broken man
Oh darlin, how can this be
Now I'm starin' at the couch, where I'm gonna lay
I'm certain I saw the reaper lookin' my way
The room's gettin' darker, can't hardly see
Lord have mercy, that reaper's comin' for me
Oh honey, is this the end for me
I got the M-A-N-F-L-U, Don`t know what to do
Every little ache feels like it's somethin' new
Need a pill or some tea and a tissue or two
Oh honey, I'm through
Got the M-A-N-F-L-U
Now don't you roll your eyes, or say it's just a cold
This here's a battle of survival, if I may be so bold
I need all your love, your comfort and care
Cause the manflu`s a burden, no guy should bare
I got the M-A-N-F-L-U, Don`t know what to do
Feelin' like I'm stuck in a feverish stew
Need your kindness, some love and a tissue or two
Oh baby, it's true
I got the M-A-N-F-L-U
So honey, if I make it through this night
I'll be back to my old self, feelin' alright
But for now I'm down, need a hand or two
Cause I got that M-A-N-F-L-U