Vynul - Crossed (Animal Crossing Parody) Lyrics

(Bells, bells)
Welcome, to Animal Crossing
We hope you enjoy your stay (Bells, bells)
Please, talk to the neighbors
Dig up some fossils, and
Whatever you do
Just have fun
Let's begin
Press Start!
Come to my island, pull out the net
Catch a few bugs and fish, then you'll be set
Go talk to Tommy, go talk to Nook
Go talk to Blathers and he will be shook
Bringin' him fossils and fossils and fossils
Oh yeah, this museum is getting colossal
I need me some turnips and I need some bells
I need some nook miles, I need some shells
I don't want tires and I don't need boots
I want something different like exotic fruit
You think that I'm crazy, you think I'm obsessed
You think I don't sleep and you think that I'm stressed
But yeah, this is Animal Crossing but don't cross this animal
If I get hungry I might become Hannibal
I'll f*ckin' body you, run up and shotty you
I don't know Kung Fu, but I'll straight Karate you
Animal! Crossing Animal, Animal
Animal! C-Crossing Animal (Bells, bells)
Animal! Crossing Animal, Animal
Animal! C-Crossing Animal C-C-C-Crossing (Bells, bells)
Wait a minute
Got a few people tryna move in and I'm not thrilled
Why do I have to be the one to pay for the shit, then pay the bills
Why does this mutha f*cka get to run around and eat shit, swear I will
Get Muy Loco, evict a bitch
Who the f*ck you think I am, Richie Rich
Don't f*ck with me, you can't stay for free
No, the f*ck I won't try to catch ya fleas
What the f*cks wrong with these animals, they're gettin' on my nerves
Never signed on for this shit, oh yeah this shit's for the birds
Think I might go back to the house cause this is gettin' absurd
Animal! Crossing Animal, Animal
Animal! C-Crossing Animal (Bells, bells)
Animal! Crossing Animal, Animal
Animal! C-Crossing Animal C-C-C-Crossing (Bells, bells)
Got enough bells to buy a new expansion
Upgraded in this mutha f*cka and I start dancin
All they do is talk, mashin' "A" like a mad man
Look around, it's kinda gettin' sad, man
Nobody wants to hear the morning meeting and I think it's getting bad, man
Why you gotta do me like you do me
I don't wanna hear this shit because it's soundin' like a movie or a poorly orded ad, man
And I'm glad, man
Got my friends here to sell shit
And I'm lookin' kinda broke, but I admit
Been tryna find an oarfish while I can
I've spent too many days on this island
I think I need to take a break or a hike
Sike
Animal! Crossing Animal, Animal
Animal! C-Crossing Animal (Bells, bells)
Animal! Crossing Animal, Animal
Animal! C-Crossing Animal C-C-C-Crossing (Bells, bells)