Wrestling - Freestyle-Smackdown 2003-08-14 Lyrics

Man this is ridiculous. Zack Gowen versus me?

Two minutes ago you wanted my autograph on a Word Life ringer tee.

Are you stupid? I just beat the Undertaker man!

I can handle the Last Ride, you can't handle the last stand.

Only offense you got is a plastic leg drop,

And whether you like it or not homie, you feeling hip hop.

You're still good for two things, and one is being a waste of space,

The other is being a perfect partner in a three-legged race.

But that's ok. We got something in common Zack, but I can pull off the trick,

I got one leg. I don't need a fake, I'll put a boot on my D***!