Well, I don't often drink, but when I do, oh I like to share it with friends like you.
I've got a secret, no one knows at all, 1 keep my liquor hidden in the wall.
A drink or two don't get me too far,
But I'll pour you a drink from my beer barrel bar,
It's been great to see you, well it's been too long.
It seems both our lives are moving along.
You got a divorce, while I'm still by myself.
Let me grab you a whiskey from the top of the shelf now,
No need to head to The Builders Arms, Some Velvet Morning or the Old Bar No bartender or tip jar.
Gather around now my beer barrel bar
Keep close to me honey, I got you covered, Drippin' in liquor, from my beer barrel bar.
I've had a little much, I've filled the tank.
I'm shutting down, I got myself to thank A golden handshake, and it's time to retire.
The booze has made me a hot aired liar.
Thanks for coming around, hop into the car.
Come again when I open the beer barrel bar