Water Bottle - Making A Splash Lyrics

Water bottle's here to make a splash
And you know that I'm swimming in the cash
I bet you're really jealous of my mustache
And whatever you will do is pure trash
Water bottle's here to make a splash
And you know that I'm swimming in the cash
Now you wish you had this potato sack
Cause water bottle's here to make a splash

I was packaged in a cellophane wrap
With a barcode tag and a twist-off cap
I was stuck in a maze and there I broke free
But turns out what I've seen was only to deceive
I'm a lone bottle, yes I am a model
You can check my resume, I'm fully booked

Water bottle's here to make a splash
And you know that I'm swimming in the cash
I bet you're really jealous of my mustache
And whatever you will do is pure trash
Water bottle's here to make a splash
And you know that I'm swimming in the cash
Now you wish you had this potato sack
Cause water bottle's here to make a splash

Water bottle's here, you know one thing's clear
I'm the H2O and you're just H2 Owned
They're looking for me, I am your enemy
Water bottle's here to make the scene

Water bottle's here to make a splash
And you know that I'm swimming in the cash
I bet you're really jealous of my mustache
And whatever you will do is pure trash
Water bottle's here to make a splash
And you know that I'm swimming in the cash
Now you wish you had this potato sack
Cause water bottle's here to make a splash

Making a splash Making a splash
Making a splash Making a splash