Watermelon Crash Helmet - Semi-Skimmed Grandma (Milk Matriach) Unpasteurised 2024 [Monolgue by Rocket Raccoon] Lyrics

I just buried my grandma
She was hit by the milkman this morning
On a rally race without any forewarning
(Now I'm in mourning)
Had so much to live for
It was a drunk driver that flew right by her
She went flying in the air now she's a skydiver
I'm a cryer cos she's just die-erd
And I can't deny-er
I miss you grandma
Why'd you have to go so soon
You'd only just booked that single's cruise
Grandma - why'd you leave?
That milk float was going 15 MPH
Only one more year 'til you turned 98
Now I'm at the funeral
I'm drinking milk -
Wait hmmm this tastes like my milk
That's a bit suspicious
Well never-mind
I'm sure it's just a coinky dink
That your funeral caterers have my drinky drink.
I miss you grandma
You'd never finished knitting that sweater
Now your six feet under, not getting any better
Grandma - why'd you leave?
It was way too soon for you to go to heaven
It was just last week that you'd turned 97
Hi this is Rocket from Guardians of the Galaxy
I'm very sorry to hear your grandmother passed away
But don't get too upset because it turns out she was a thieving snitch
And she's the one that stole all of the milk from EP1
Remember that? The song from the previous release
No? I'm sure you've all listened to it
Anyway here's the final chorus
F*ck you grandma (f*ck you)
I knew it was you that made my cookies dry
Who woulda guessed that the milkman was the good guy?
Grandma, you had to go (no milk)
He avenged the theft of all my dairy.
I lied under oath when things got hairy.
I had to get rid of you for good grandma
You're a dirty little bitch