[ Featuring Heather V. Gager ]
I'm about to tell a story that I haven't yet
About the most intelligent woman that I ever met
She looked like Jackie Onassis
Top of her classes
I'm doin' my best just passin' by
I'm so funny in my body I can barely walk
And I'm so full of them funny feelings that I could barely talk
And here comes Jackie Onassis
Don't need to ask it
Have you ever seen a woman so fine?
She said, "Come on out just a couple hours
We gonna have a real good time"
And I tell her, "Where ya goin', where ya goin', when ya comin' home?"
Somebody in the front seat calls out, "Everyone
Quit wastin' my time!
Gotta hit the road and hit the road, hit the road"
There they go and there they go and I was on my own
I ain't never spoke my mind up in a crowded place
I ain't got no cool demeanor and smooth talkin' ways
'Cause I ain't like Jackie Onassis
Girls in sunglasses
Lookin' me up like I'm part of some game
And well, the altercation happened 'round the tenth of May
Some poorly dressed spectator had somethin' unkind to say
It comes back to me in flashes
I get risky, there's a swing and a miss
And I'm all ashamed
And when she found me I was in pieces
Cryin' hard into my hat
And she tells me, "Mama, you look lovely when you take a stand"
And I tell her, "No one's ever been so kind to me
And I thank you for that"
Said, "Here you go and here you go, here you go"
Took her hair out the bow and laid that ribbon in my hand
Here we go!
Look at that lady
She carries herself right, she's singin'
Oh woah oh ah
She's the first lady
To walk me through the night, I'm singin'
Oh woah oh ah
Oh, play, play, play
(Da do da do da do da do _ da do da da da do do do do do do
Da do do do do do do do ba da bap ba ba ba bap
Ba da da bah da da Ba da da bah da da ba ba da
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
I got sunny days on a track field
Laughin' hard, just me and mine
Got a great part in the spring play after all
I got my rose pink tinted glasses
And they'll fit me just fine
And I'll let it go and let it go, let it go
Ah ba da ba ba da pa dah ba da da ba da ba da ba da
Here we go!
Look at that lady
She carries herself right, she's singin'
Oh woah oh ah
She's the first lady
To walk me through the night, I'm singin'
Oh woah oh ah
Look at that lady
Little miss thing carries herself right, she's singin'
Oh woah oh ah
She's the first lady
Hold my hand and walk me through the night, and I'm singin'
Ah woah woah
Look at that lady
She carries herself right, she's singin'
Oh woah oh ah
She's the first lady
To walk me through the night, I'm singin'
Ah oh woah oh ah
Woah oh woh woah ah oh
