Wet Dentist - Have Them Fight Our War Here for Us Lyrics

We will run ad blitzes; I got them all worked out
In a nutshell, they'll shout "you don't have to be one of these dregs
Meet with us on your street corner at dusk
You'll like it when you get a check
Just 3 day weeks, you won't want to sleep
Under the table quick tax-free cash

We pick up thugs in trucks and train them
Give'm a bump of meth and a weapon
But when the dawn arises, contractors
Under the labor laws of Indonesia

Don't even think I haven't met with
Some of their superiors in middle management
Along with their language translators
They are a blunt and icy-hot cold lot
Brutal on one hand, but still all afraid for themselves on the other
As it should be; it's what works

The number of neighborhoods to penetrate is irrelevant
Overtime pay will be kept to a minimum
We got the labor laws of Indonesia
Coupled with our plans for after dark
We see an endless supply of applicants, and frankly
There aren't enough people on the other side
That are still allowed to vote
And we can all see how that sucks for them

We pick up thugs in trucks and train them
Give'm a bump of meth and a weapon
But when the dawn arises, contractors
Under the labor laws of Indonesia

We have overseen some of the most transformational awakenings
Of true unhindered liberty
At a fraction of our competitions' costs

We're gonna have them fight our war here for us

We feel this business model can
Sustain itself with high yields for the long term
We have divisions abroad

We will offer applicants a deal on hot water
Chicks'll dig their hot water

We pick up thugs in trucks and train them
Give'm a bump of meth and a weapon
But when the dawn arises, contractors
Under the labor laws of Indonesia