What Lies Ahead - Gentlemen, Behold! Lyrics

Pay no attention to the guy in the back
It's distracting when you hold up your phone
It doesn't matter if you came with a friend
You can talk when you're on the way home

You took the time to be here
Sit down, enjoy the show
My ass is eating my hand
It hungers for more

Gentlemen, behold
Don't be so rude
Gentlemen
BEHOLD

Damn heathen philistines and f*cking iPads
Put it away - Participate here
We're not really asking for much
Don't be a slob- stop spilling your beer

It will be different this time
So just you wait and see
Hey, where did that big thing just go
It's not different at all

Gentlemen, behold
Don't be so rude
Gentlemen
BEHOLD

This will never work
What has science done

IT'S NOT DIFFERENT AT ALL
IS IT, STEVE