I wish I had a friend and I could stay at their house
And I could eat all their food
And i could sleep on their couch
I wish that i had a friend that had an extra bedroom
And i could take a little break
And figure out exactly
What im gonna do
I wish i had a friend that had a big screen tv
Then i could sell my tv
Id probably get four hundred dollars for it
Livin on your couch, that could last three or four weeks
And ill just watch your television every night until i pass out
Until i pass out
Cuz i pass out
What am i gonna do