Please welcome to the stage
Wilko Wilkes and his amazing magical bear
Barry Hemingway he hey
Wowzeroony
Welcome to the circus
Where you're the chief clown
Grab a copy of the programme
Let me show you around
The big top
Is where we dance and laugh
Where we dream of getting big and signing autographs
But watch out
Cos everything is not what it seems
If you sign up for the season you'll be giving up your dreams
You'll be wrestling with the strongman he'll be pulling down your jeans
Competing with the jugglers and the guy on the trapeze
The heat of the spotlight might make you sweat
But it's better to be living life than having regrets
Yeah
Ignore the tears behind our painted faces
Keep putting in the miles it could take you places
We've been to Binley Mega Chippy
And the Spud Man too
We've even been to Cincinnati
And stole an elephant from the zoo
That's why the last clown quit
Now there's an opening for you
Here's a helmet get in the cannon
And we'll show you what to do
Welcome to the Circus
In the tent where we're all performers
See our wonderful beasts
In all their glory
Beast
Welcome to the circus
Try not to drown
He's taking it up
He's bringing it down
At the circus
Step right up
We'll have you rummaging through the cupboards
Trying to find a clean cup
Forget the lipstick stains in this twisted game
You're doing mental acrobatics just to try to stay sane
Keep spinning the plates
For the crowd on top of us
You wanna right to see the back you'd better bring your binoculars
You wanna amplify your voice you'd better crank up the monitors
Exaggerate it all like a professional astrologer
Make it instagrammable you're guaranteed to be popular
Stick a zero on the end like you're a wedding photographer
In this hall of mirrors we're livin la vida loca
Put the cat back in the bag and I hope it don't stroke ya
It looks like a bee but stinks like a flower
Wasted by the way you need to make up all your hours
In the circus
Take a deep breath
In the tent where we're all performers
Come on Down
Step right up see Gary Hopping
Yorkshire's number one don't mess
See the mad hatter himself
Alexander Beesting
Don't Mess
Don't Mess
Huh huh huh hey kids
Let's play a game
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