The Younger Griffin - Sending Reels On The John Lyrics

It's my daily routine, I grab my phone
When nature calls, I'm not alone
Sitting on the throne, I'm in the zone
Dropping memes while I'm dropping tones
Sending Reels on Instagram, TikToks too
Got the WiFi strong, I know what to do
Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl
But first, let me share this toilet scroll
Sending Reels on the John, it's my daily routine
Friends start to moan, You're a meme machine
Laughs never quit, even when they're all gone
Sending Reels on the John
Sending Reels on the John
I'm in the bathroom, got nothin' to hide
Sending YouTube Shorts on this bumpy ride
Ticking and tocking, while I take a seat
Every reel I send is pure comedy treat
Texting the group with a poop emoji flair
They all know I'm busy, but I still don't care
They laugh out loud, say I'm a meme machine
Hope I don't have to ask for some spare TP
Sending Reels on the John, it's my daily routine
Friends start to moan, You're a meme machine
Laughs never quit, even when they're all gone
Sending Reels on the John
Sending Reels on the John
Double-tap, and then I swipe with ease
This bathroom break's where I find my peace
Scrolling through clips, I'm here for a while
Dropping the kids off at the pool in style
I'll never give up, this scrolling spree
But someday soon, I'll face reality
Flush it away, but the fun's still up
When I'm done, I'll wipe my butt
Sending Reels on the John, it's my daily routine
Friends start to moan, You're a meme machine
Laughs never quit, even when they're all gone
Sending Reels on the John
Sending Reels on the John
When the door's closed tight, you know it's on
Meme after meme, it's a reel marathon
In my zone, where the scrolling's long
Just know I'm here, sending reels on the John
Sending Reels on the John, it's my daily routine
Friends start to moan, You're a meme machine
Laughs never quit, even when they're all gone
Sending Reels on the John