Your Earholes - Crop Circle Mosh Pit Lyrics

Cold wet night in the middle of Nebraska
Put on my boots god damn what a hassle
Went outside to go rip a stoogie
Metal to the east, ooh, kinda spooky
I could smell that trouble was brewin'
Had to see what them damn kids were doin'
What I saw oh man it was the shit
Aliens were fighting in a crop circle mosh pit
Crop circle mosh pit
Crop circle mosh pit
One week goes by oh me oh my
Still coming down from that alien high
I heard some noise out in the fields
Head on down and see what's the deal
Aliens were back what a sight
I'm gonna hop in and I'm gonna start a fight
Waltzed inside and took a mighty hit
They wouldn't let me join the crop circle mosh pit
Crop circle mosh pit
Crop circle mosh pit
Go inside to grab my disguise
Got my green mask with those big black eyes
My wife's high heels assist me lengthwise
Now I look just like one of those guys
Gonna toss some bodies oh holy shit
I can't wait to join the crop circle mosh pit
Ran outside it didn't take long
But to my surprise...