I watch the football at the weekends,
Place a couple bets and then rely on the attacking and the defence,
It's the only time I get to see friends,
'Cause I live so far away out in the sticks where the world ends,
But yeah I live with a girl and she's top 'bants',
Loves a game of football mixed in with her romance,
Guess I got a girl, and she's well cool,
Man, she let's me watch the football.
I guess I make her smile,
With my cheese on toast and my bubble gum pop yeah,
I hope she stays for a while,
As she makes me a better human.
I got a girl and she's well sick,
Let's me play my music even though she hates it,
And yeah she loves her comedy and action movies,
She's a bad girl, been to 'Juvi',
So I better behave and treat her with respect,
If I don't want a roundhouse kick to the head ,
Guess I got a girl and she's well cool,
Man, she let's me watch the football.