Lost my wallet in my room again
Doesn't matter cause I'm social distancing
Quarantine is in full effect
But how the f*ck do I pay my rent?
COVID-19 ruining my year
CDC please make this disappear
Don't wanna masturbate 'til my balls are blue
I wanna get out and go to a zoo!
So please, CDC
Create a vaccine
So I can go outside again and high five all of my best friends, yeah
Please, CDC
Am I asking too much?
Coronavirus kicking 2020 in the nuts