I was just minding my business when I went into the living room
The light was turned off, I didn't see a single thing
That's when AH AH AH
What just happened? I'm not sure
But the coffee table started laughing
Everything with blurry, I couldn't stand up
Then I just started to panic cause
I STUBBED MY TOE
This was the worst pain of my life
I must've been unlucky, must've rolled snake eyes
Cause I've never felt quite like this
Holy f*ck, my big toe feels like shit
Wait what happened, why is everything black?
I can't see a thing, I think I've been attacked
I'm getting pissed off, set in a rage
This is satan's work, even though it's Sunday
OW MY TOE
OW MY TOE
OW MY FUCKIN TOE