No Veggies Video (MV)

Ice cream epic
Epic ice cream man i might be ready (Or you might be in heaven)
I knew i was selling out when i was only selling out the ice cream chevy (No vegetables)
No veggies
My momma said to eat a carrot but im scared of it
These veggies are nefarious
Im serious
They're making me delirious
Beware of this asparagus

Watch out cuz winters coming in the summer
Thats the coldness in the sun
Go get your mom and get some money from her
If she said to eat a carrot tell her that youre scared of it
Im serious these veggies are nefarious
Beware of this asparagus
Beware of this asparagus and if youre unaware of it
Your dad is probably cooking it your grandmas probably paring it
The entire extended family is probably sharing it
Soon it'll be on the radio waves I hear they're airing it
Im telling you its bad just dont experiment
You should be fearin it
You should be steerin clear of it
And most of all you shouldn't stare at it
Its not like that soft serve spearmint
The wildlife got to it first and now they wonder where the deer went
There's bears on the chairlifts the hares are all hairless
Suffice to say that somethings wrong
But oo we're serving dusk to dawn
They dont see us coming even when we got the blinkers on
And we got the stickers on
With ice cream on the same level the clippers on
I feel like phelps with flippers on
And i still got my slippers on
And I still eat some scoops a day
I still keep my limbs's strong
And yall gon miss us when we're gone

Ice cream epic
Epic ice cream man i might be ready (Or you might be in heaven)
I knew i was selling out when i was only selling out the ice cream chevy (No vegetables)
No veggies
My momma said to eat a carrot but im scared of it
These veggies are nefarious
Im serious
They're making me delirious
Beware of this asparagus

I guess the colds coming in it says it in the leaves
Good things come in trees how bout the breeze
Catch the cold and im about to sneeze
Catch the mold and shut us down that would never be me

Peanut butter pandamonium got nothing on our cream
Where we get the funds from? investors on our team
Empty all the piggy banks, ice cream man's dream
Whatcha know about that? mothers lending green
Parked on the scene, if you know what i mean
En español estamos vendiendo por fin

And Im just living dreams
Catch me driving by the house selling all the creams

Milkin all the cows I can name every ingredient
Spillin all the beans we come to you so its convenient
And well never ask an employee to be obedient
Our cones stay leaning 'cause our scoop size is lenient

They're hitting us up now and were milkin our cows down
It's our territory if youre talking bout downtown

These veggies are nefarious it says it in the pyramids
The same way that they stare at us they looked at the barbarians

That's what I've been sayin, it could make em go insane,
If they eat too many veggies they'll be bashin on the brain
Even if they want it plain even if they want it stale
Even if they need an extra push to get em off the kale to kill the epidemic

Ice cream epic
Epic ice cream man i might be ready (Or you might be in heaven)
I knew i was selling out when i was only selling out the ice cream chevy (No vegetables)
No veggies
My momma said to eat a carrot but im scared of it
These veggies are nefarious
Im serious
They're making me delirious
Beware of this asparagus