If she needs a downer, he'll put his arm around her
Like he means to drown her behind New Jersey walls
It's a coarse, hot night. She ain't got any sense
After a red-eye flight, she woke up in Minsk
Does a hit list have any hits
If it's played to a monkey
Does a princess have any prince
She likes those royal balls
Would the chinless have any chins
If they were ten feet tall
She knows that God is watching her, but why is he naked
She knows that God is watching her when she's puking and ill
He's on a cloud eating popcorn watching
He's on a cloud eating popcorn gawking
Does a hit list have any hits
If it's played to a monkey
Does a princess have any prince
She likes those royal balls
Would the chinless have any chins
If they were standin' ten feet tall
She's gonna fight through a tirade. It's 2am
Some jerk by the jukebox pops up with 7 and 7
It's a fleeting night. She ain't got an appointment
If he plays it right... if he plays it right
Does a hit list have any hits
If it's played to a monkey
Does a princess have any prince
She likes those royal balls
Would the chinless have any chins
If they were standin' ten feet tall
She knows that God is watching her, but why is he naked
She knows that God is watching her when she's puking and ill
He's on a cloud eating popcorn watching
He's on a cloud eating popcorn gawking