Za's Stair - Isle of Bob Lyrics

She took a fast boat out on a slow day
Hocked nine loogies into the bay
Tried to fish and caught two eels
Fell asleep behind the wheel
The ship zoomed out into the fog
To the Isle of Bob
The Isle of Bob

Her dream was interrupted when
The shore bit into the bow and then
It threw her like a psychotropic drug
She took a bag with a change of clothes
Watched the boat in grim repose
And sat herself right down upon a log
In the Isle of Bob

It's been 30 years since that fateful night
Her piss turned dark, her hair turned white
She preys upon the seagulls and the squabs
She's naked and alert to me
She knows my name and everything
She showers me with kisses like a flood
On the Isle of Bob
The Isle of Bob
The Isle of Bob