Wedged Inside every rhythm there's a melody
A little extra flavor and philosophy
Usually buried but it's now plain to see
Open your ears and your mind shall read
Listen up, listen well, search yourself inside real well
Feed the rhythm, drop the funk, feel that sadness get debunked
Now plenty of people have failed you see
At learning the funk philosophy
I understand if you're already on the floor
I'm halfway through a truth that you can't ignore
If you want to learn the funk and get up in the groove
Take my advice on this just one move
You gotta safeguard this trusted audio media
To serve as your funkcyclopedia
Avoid grey matter anemia
And live your funkcyclopedia
Highest scholars of academia
Can't read a funkcyclopedia
Avoid grey matter anemia
And live your funkcyclopedia
Highest scholars of academia
Can't read a funkcyclopedia
The funk don't care if you got an a in English
You can use it but only to distinguish
Your rhymes from your rhythm and your melody
Trust in funkcyclopedia and set yourself free
Avoid grey matter anemia
And live your funkcyclopedia
Highest scholars of academia
Can't read a funkcyclopedia
Avoid grey matter anemia
And live your funkcyclopedia
Highest scholars of academia
Can't read a funkcyclopedia
Call the underground media
It's time for funkcyclopedia
Spam all social media
With love for funkcyclopedia