18 Hours - Crazy Internet World Lyrics

I check the clock, it's already noon
I slip out of bed, to log in real soon
Unwrinkle my shirt and find some matching socks
Just to stay inside while my damn mind rots

I just saw Jamie's story
With that vex of an ex
I thought they broke up last week?
70 ads for shit I'll never believe
I'm begging you, on the count of three

To save me from this crazy internet world
Online, faster than we even catch word
What ever happened to the genuine stories we heard?
Take me away from this internet world

Girl, did you see what he put on his story last night?
Bitch, yes I did, and with a whole ass girlfriend?!

Unfiltered thoughts behind filtered eyes
Is this real life? Or Clarendon lies
I knock back shots of your dopamine
I'm hung over and I miss reality

I just saw Amy's story
And she looked so fine sipping that red wine
I've traded skies for highs in our virtual town
This world built me up just to break me down

Save me from this crazy internet world
Online, faster than we even catch word
What ever happened to the genuine stories we heard?
Take me away from this internet world

Newsflash, the year is 2093 and it has officially been 25 years since humanity has last stepped outside
It is fair to say the internet has completely taken over everything that we know
We knew it was only a matter of time, folks
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the end of our lives

Save me from this crazy internet world
Online, faster than we even catch word
What ever happened to the genuine stories we heard?
Take me away from this internet world
Take me away from this internet world
Take me away from this internet world
Take me away from this internet world
Take me away from this internet world