Everyone get ready
Break out your d20's
Let's cause massive damage
First I need a sandwich
Mountain Dew or Pepsi
Don't tell mom I had any
I'm just a little thirsty
From the adventure where we
Fought a handsome lich man
Casts a spell from his hand
Then he kissed me in the mouth
Then proceeded to go south
This is what they call Gaym Nite
Not your average fist fight
Suck me off and you just might
Have yourself a date night