Her titties hang low, sweet chariot
We just hit it off so I brought her to a Marriot
Tying cherry stems, introduce me to your scary friends
We could do this every weekend
Said I always I f*ckin sleep in
After long time not sleepin
Said this bitch too shallow, where's the deep end?
I just popped somethin and I'm peakin
Told her to pop somethin like a freak and
She did so bless her heart
I got a good mother f*ckin aim with the darts
I'm spottin all your lame shit ways in the dark
She just wanna give brain, how smart
Taking off on a fat ass cop like Paul Blart
Smokin fat ass blunts, no carts
She asked if I could lie to her face, I said "of course not, baby!"
Yeah Keep It Simple no Stressin
Short to the point like a thick bitch wrestlin
I swear love is a weapon
Why you judge me like a reverend?
I'm f*ckin bitches like I'm Eazy-E but it ain't the 80s
Smokin mad weed lookin like I got rabies
Got a lotta sons but, I don't have babies
If you a style stealer then I gotchu lookin wavy
She a bad one she from Haiti
You know I gotta cop some for my lady
Beach blonde hair ho, call her sexy Sadie
I don't just wanna hold hands with her crazy
I say what the f*ck is up like I'm Gucci Mane the g
Coming on the mic is bitch it's mother f*ckin me
I'm in the place to be, I go wherever I'm needed
I pull up on you, why you lookin so defeated?
I see colors and designs starin at the ceiling (Trippin!)
I'm gettin lost like a kid
Lookin at her ass til I'm motha f*ckin dim witted
All the white girls think I'm motha f*ckin sick wit it, bitches
Yeah Keep It Simple no Stressin
Short to the point like a thick bitch wrestlin
I swear love is a weapon
Why you judge me like a reverend?