KIDS:
In every jungle
There are lions that conclude
When there's a hunter,
Then there's gotta be food
Out here in the wild, we're the bunch
That's gotta stick together
'Cause if not:
KIDS (one at a time, and in groups):
We're gonna be lunch
His eyes are yellow
There's no way they'd be missed
That evil laughter
And the pound of his fist
A species unlike any that we've seen
Who gives a whole new meaning to a bully being mean
He's never had a victim where the \"uncle\" routine's
Been spared
That's why we're scared
But you're a wimp,
You get wise to the
Ways of the wood
You're a shrimp
Half their size
And the game's understood
'Cause there're hawks that circle around every day
So they can swoop and scoop you up as their prey
And you limp, like a gimp
Once again
When you're a wimp
When you're a wimp
I'm bad at baseball
I got cut from the team
That ball flew at me
My first thought was to scream
Just an unathletic scaredy-cat at best
The most pathetic chicken in the world
Or, at least the mid-west
When you're a wimp
And you're weak
And the worst one at sports
When you're simply a geek
And your last name is Schwartz
You just try to survive till you're ten
When you're a wimp
Hey diddle, diddle
It stinks to be little
You're picked on!
And you're the last one picked
Hey diddle, diddle
No fun in the middle of
Wedgies
Headlocks
And gettin' kicked
But, oh
The day we grow
Better watch your back
When the wimps attack
We'll eat all of our vegetables until that day arrives
We shoot to six-foot-seven and they break out in hives
We'll make those stupid bullies have to run for their lives
Because
When you're a wimp
Then you wait for a while till you win
_________
Will be the hawks that circle 'round every day
Until we swoop and scoop them up as they pray
For the day before mice became men
Send those piglets right back to their pen
Oh, you'll never cry \"uncle!\" again (Not again)
When you're a wimp
When you're a wimp
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A Christmas Story - When Youre a Wimp Lyrics
A Christmas Story - When Youre a Wimp Lyrics
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KIDS:
In every jungle
There are lions that conclude
When there's a hunter,
Then there's gotta be food
Out here in the wild, we're the bunch
That's gotta stick together
'Cause if not:
KIDS (one at a time, and in groups):
We're gonna be lunch
His eyes are yellow
There's no way they'd be missed
That evil laughter
And the pound of his fist
A species unlike any that we've seen
Who gives a whole new meaning to a bully being mean
He's never had a victim where the \"uncle\" routine's
Been spared
That's why we're scared
But you're a wimp,
You get wise to the
Ways of the wood
You're a shrimp
Half their size
And the game's understood
'Cause there're hawks that circle around every day
So they can swoop and scoop you up as their prey
And you limp, like a gimp
Once again
When you're a wimp
When you're a wimp
I'm bad at baseball
I got cut from the team
That ball flew at me
My first thought was to scream
Just an unathletic scaredy-cat at best
The most pathetic chicken in the world
Or, at least the mid-west
When you're a wimp
And you're weak
And the worst one at sports
When you're simply a geek
And your last name is Schwartz
You just try to survive till you're ten
When you're a wimp
Hey diddle, diddle
It stinks to be little
You're picked on!
And you're the last one picked
Hey diddle, diddle
No fun in the middle of
Wedgies
Headlocks
And gettin' kicked
But, oh
The day we grow
Better watch your back
When the wimps attack
We'll eat all of our vegetables until that day arrives
We shoot to six-foot-seven and they break out in hives
We'll make those stupid bullies have to run for their lives
Because
When you're a wimp
Then you wait for a while till you win
_________
Will be the hawks that circle 'round every day
Until we swoop and scoop them up as they pray
For the day before mice became men
Send those piglets right back to their pen
Oh, you'll never cry \"uncle!\" again (Not again)
When you're a wimp
When you're a wimp
When you're a wimp!Video: When You're a Wimp A Christmas Story Musical
In every jungle
There are lions that conclude
When there's a hunter,
Then there's gotta be food
Out here in the wild, we're the bunch
That's gotta stick together
'Cause if not:
KIDS (one at a time, and in groups):
We're gonna be lunch
His eyes are yellow
There's no way they'd be missed
That evil laughter
And the pound of his fist
A species unlike any that we've seen
Who gives a whole new meaning to a bully being mean
He's never had a victim where the \"uncle\" routine's
Been spared
That's why we're scared
But you're a wimp,
You get wise to the
Ways of the wood
You're a shrimp
Half their size
And the game's understood
'Cause there're hawks that circle around every day
So they can swoop and scoop you up as their prey
And you limp, like a gimp
Once again
When you're a wimp
When you're a wimp
I'm bad at baseball
I got cut from the team
That ball flew at me
My first thought was to scream
Just an unathletic scaredy-cat at best
The most pathetic chicken in the world
Or, at least the mid-west
When you're a wimp
And you're weak
And the worst one at sports
When you're simply a geek
And your last name is Schwartz
You just try to survive till you're ten
When you're a wimp
Hey diddle, diddle
It stinks to be little
You're picked on!
And you're the last one picked
Hey diddle, diddle
No fun in the middle of
Wedgies
Headlocks
And gettin' kicked
But, oh
The day we grow
Better watch your back
When the wimps attack
We'll eat all of our vegetables until that day arrives
We shoot to six-foot-seven and they break out in hives
We'll make those stupid bullies have to run for their lives
Because
When you're a wimp
Then you wait for a while till you win
_________
Will be the hawks that circle 'round every day
Until we swoop and scoop them up as they pray
For the day before mice became men
Send those piglets right back to their pen
Oh, you'll never cry \"uncle!\" again (Not again)
When you're a wimp
When you're a wimp
When you're a wimp!Video: When You're a Wimp A Christmas Story Musical