Quirrell:
You won't sleep on your tummy
Voldemort:
You won't sleep on your back
Voldemort & quirrell:
We're quite a kooky couple you'll agree
Quirrell:
We share some hands and fingers
Voldemort:
And yet the feeling lingers
Voldemort & quirrell:
We're just about as different as anyone could be
Voldemort:
You like plotting a garden and i like plotting to kill
Quirrell:
You think that you should rule the world, i think books are a thrill!
Sipping tea by the fires swell
Voldemort:
Pushing people in is fun as well
I like folding all my ties
Quirrell:
And you have no friends, hey thats a surprise
Voldemort & quirrell:
I guess its plain to see
When you look at you and me
Were different
Different
As can be
Voldemort:
Youre a sissy, a twat a girl! Im the darkest of lords!
Quirrell:
Im the brightest professor here, ive won several awards
Voldemort:
My new world is about to unfold
Quirrell:
You got beat by a two year old
Voldemort:
Ill kill him this time through and through
Quirrell:
Or you might just give him another tattoo
Voldemort & quirrell:
You really must agree
When you look at you and me
Were different
Different
As can-
Voldemort:
Ill rise again and ill rule the world
But you must help me renew
For when our plan succeeds
Quirrell:
Prevails!
Voldemort:
Part of that world goes to you
Quirrell:
When i rule the world ill plant flowers
Voldemort:
When i rule the world ill have snakes
And goblins, and werewolves, and giants, and thestrals,
A fleet of dementors, and all my death eaters!
(quirrell: and jane austin novels)
Voldemort & quirrell:
When i rule the world!! Hahahaha