Wake up refreshed in my marvel hero sheets
After a long night of reddit reporting hate speech
Got spare time before work to play on my switch
Heckin awesome gift from my wife's boyfriend mitch
Maybe one day this week he will unlock my little cage
He hasn't learned micro transgressions ya at his age
That's when it freakin happened
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So many bigots morning after morning
Big yikes guys I'm literally shaking right now
To not be racist do you even know how
Just prepare to get cancelled while I drink this soy
By this beta bucks expert social justice boy
Sitting at my desk chowing down on my tendies
Every lunch break you know I hit up mickey D's
Working in IT always helps with my depression
Until moronic coworkers commit a transgression
Chad in help desk didn't use the right pronoun they
No way in HR hell I'll let that racist bigot get away
Totally psyched they fired that bastard at end of day
About to celebrate with well earned soy latte
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So many racists morning after morning
Just wow my dudes I'm literally shaking right now
To not be bigots do you even know how
Just prepare to get fired while I drink this soy
By this victim culture expert social justice boy
What the heckin heck tired of being called a cuck
Even though wifey married for money I still have luck
Once I finally get my way you will see there comes a day
Where I will enforce LGBT diversity to stay
And finally make the white race pay hooray
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So many homophobes morning after morning
Just wow champ I'm literally shaking right now
To not be white do you even know how
Just prepare to get jailed while I drink this soy
By this hate speech reporting liberal hero boy
Eliminate the hate
Tyrone is your fate
You will feel the pride
History proves I'm on the right side
I'm triggered triggered
Bigots left and right as I always figured
Hate speech abound literally shaking right now
To not be a nazi do you even know how
Just prepare to get imprisoned while I chug this soy
By this hate crime reporting feminist hero boy
Soy for life feel the diversity knife
Soy for life feel the diversity knife
Soy
Soy for life
I'm triggered I'm triggered
Bigots left and right as I always figured
Hate speech abound literally shaking right now
To not be a nazi do you even know how
Just prepare to get imprisoned while I chug this soy
By this hate crime reporting feminist hero boy
Soy for life feel the diversity knife
I'm triggered I'm triggered I'm triggered
Bigots left and right as I always figured
Hate speech abound literally shaking right now
To not be a nazi do you even know how
Just prepare to get imprisoned while I chug this soy
By this hate crime reporting feminist hero boy