Ace Toth - Kings of the Road (feat. Blaine Zapain) Lyrics

Ever since that day, that Jeremy Wray
Front side flipped the gap at Carlsbad
Damn, I thought no way, I can only
Pale in comparison, man that's all bad

What a damn joke, it's a shame
He's a fresh hit and I'm second hand smoke
Doh! guess it's back to the court, tennis, lame
This level of skating is a Young man's sport

Back when Kirchart and Klein were He-men
And Reynolds still had hair before the end
Who's the boss? At that point Hawk
Riley couldn't walk, but he could smoke rot

Baker has a Deathwish and
Shake Junt was a fetish, like
Listening to Mike V preach away or
Praying for Jamie's leap of faith

Bryce, Britton, Stecyk and Atiba
The big four like Macba
All in all just a lot of nerds, standing
Round the last session at Wallenberg

Hit those long rails right, and
You might catch a Hollywood High, but
Don't bite off more than you can chew
Remember Lyon and Ali Bou...

Speaking of Jaws and the way he chomps
What was up with those blocks?
Bigger than Atlanta and Nashville
Legislative, like that one who kid ate it

Here's to the triple flippers who get hella makes
Young Guns like Jeff Dechesare
To Yuto, cuz he wins every contest, and
That French pig who sticks every hardflip

You drip! it's like he's just playing
With the cheat code to a video game
Skate or die! Not much of a talker, with a
No comply like he was Clint Walker

Most like Evan Smith, getting
Nevers like a seven flip
Heaven Sent like a Seven-Eleven trip
To hydrate, it doesn't get better than this

Maybe finding a skate betty who swallows, or
Riding with the Bones Brigade thru Wallows, or
One good pic gets a million follows, or
Too many edibles - the legend of sleepy hollow

Like great art, the thinker was stone
Those rewards just think they know
Skate hard, leave the blinging alone
Be Bravehard like the real Kings of the road.