Ace Toth - Mission Impossible Lyrics

No way! What the frick trick is that?
Wait, did I even get that?
It almost looked like some kind of mishap
Like a white m.c. how does it wrap?

Rodney figured it out, he's no simpleton
Then Guy Mariano and Jeff Kendall did
When it got to J.T. and Ed Templeton, the
Many variations had my head doing bigger spins

But for real, how did they manage it?
It's not like you'd consider it a standard trick
Like that no comply called a banana flip
Without putting your foot on the ground before landing it

That's a trip, makes me wanna ride or die
Til I land it straight up and down or side to side
Even if it's a shove it, who am I to cry?
I'm still going to stick it in the bye and bye

First attempt, not even close
On the seventh, almost broke my nose
Then I Wilsoned, ripped my clothes and my
Board went through one of our garage door windows

Sorry Mom, yes I'll pay for it
Not now, yes I'll save for it
But check it out, watch, wait for it!
What! I'm not making it!

I got grounded for cussing at thirteen
Whatever, like that's going to hurt me, I
Tried sneaking out, she kept lurking, I
Snuck my board to my room while she was working

Man, I'm thrashed, my knee got skidanked, I
Know I can land it, I just gotta think, if
Mom catches me in the house, I'll get spanked
One more try, there goes the fish tank!