Santa's sick of chimneys
He's tired of the toys
Kids screaming in the night
He's lost all the Joy
Rudolph's off drinking
The reindeer won't fly
He's packing his bags
Waving Christmas goodbye
Santa's heading down south
For a little TLC
By the beachside retreat
Here's to the Christmas
We'll never celebrate
Santa's sipping cocktails
While we're here to wait
He's swapping this sleigh
For a sun hat and sand
Merry Christmas to all
In a tropical land
Tired of the snowballs
And the fake cheerful cheer
He wants sunshine on his skin
Not a cold winter sneer
No sleigh bells ringing
Just the ocean breeze
Forget all the cookies
He's done with the freeze
Santa's heading down south
For a little TLC
By the beachside retreat
Here's to the Christmas
We'll never celebrate
Santa's sipping cocktails
While we're here to wait
He's swapping this sleigh
For a sun hat and sand
Merry Christmas to all
In a tropical land
Raise your glass up high
Let's toast to the sun
Santa quit his job
Now the holiday's are done
Raise your glass up high
Let's toast to the sun
Santa quit his job
Now the holiday's are done
Here's to the Christmas
We'll never celebrate
Santa's sipping cocktails
While we're here to wait
He's swapping this sleigh
For a sun hat and sand
Merry Christmas to all
In a tropical land
Here's to the Christmas
We'll never celebrate
Santa's sipping cocktails
While we're here to wait
He's swapping this sleigh
For a sun hat and sand
Merry Christmas to all
In a tropical land