A couple weeks ago my friend told me 'bout his girls
Detailed explanations I was barely listening
It was really late at night so I was kinda tired
It's a dangerous time when your hormones get high
He said "WOW MOM WOW it'll catch you off guard"
And he's like "Oh my gosh it's so awkward
But it's so dang fun that you won't even care"
She's like "WOW MOM WOW put your hands in my hair"
Told my friend to take the wrong exit cause
I knew where you were staying
Made him drive two hours outta the way
At one in the morning
You were still up, standin' there on your porch
Don't ask me how it worked, it just worked
Repercussions and fallout followed the incident
We keep it hush hush so we're both still innocent
A month goes by and by and I forget all about it
But I remember how I felt, here I'll shout it
I said "WOW MOM WOW she knows how to do it"
I closed my eyes and she put me through it
It was hard to imagine that this had to end
Like wow, let's do this again
And I said "WOW MOM WOW I caught you off guard"
And she's like "Oh my gosh this is so awkward"
But it's so dang fun that we don't even care
Saying "WOW MOM WOW" with my hands in your hair
I felt like part of an exclusive club
I finally get why people did what they done
I know, I know it's not a win or lose game
I just wish that every girl could feel the same
And you'll say "WOW MOM WOW it'll catch you off guard"
And don't even worry if the first time's awkward
Just make it last as long as you can
Cause there's nothing like an MO sesh at 2 am
And she said "WOW MOM WOW you caught me off guard"
And I'm like "Oh my gosh this is so awkward" (ugg)
And she goes "I know right, but it's so dang fun"
And I'm like "Oh yeah baby, I like this one"
Yeah baby