Adam Flare - Do the Beef Hop Lyrics

There's a new dance down at the farm
It's just for fun, we ain't doing no harm
The farmer say that it's gotta stop
But we keep moving, do the beef hop!

Open your legs like a calf being born
Push out your udders and show us your horn
Take your hands and put them up top
So they look like ears now do the beef hop!

Hop hop hop! Do the beef hop!
Bop bop bop! Bu-bu-beef hop!

Now bend your feet so they look like hooves
And shake that ass to my disco grooves
Wiggle your shanks, make those teats pop
Shake your hindquarters, do the beef hop!

Put your hands by your side and push out your snout
Release your tail and wiggle it about
Open your mouth and let your tongue flop
Then bend your knees backwards and do the beef hop!

Hop hop hop! Do the beef hop!
Bop bop bop! Bu-bu-beef hop!

Beef it to the left
Beef it to the right
Milk it baby
Get those hooves moving
Alright, put on your dancing shoes
I wanna see you all dancing

Hop hop hop! Do the beef hop!
Bop bop bop! Bu-bu-beef hop!
(Do the beef hop, do the beef hop yea)
Hop hop hop! Do the beef hop!
Bop bop bop! Bu-bu-beef hop!
(Do the beef hop, do the beef hop baby)
Hop hop hop! Do the beef hop!
Bop bop bop! Bu-bu-beef hop!
(Do the beef hop, do the beef hop yea)
Hop hop hop! Do the beef hop!
Bop bop bop! Bu-bu-beef hop!
(Do the beef hop, do the beef hop yea)