Adam Gold - Lettuce Lyrics

Liz don't know what she's doing
She went and broke a good September
No more tricks up her sleeve
So get up and get gone

Cause you know you're f*cked
When a lettuce lasts longer than you
And you know you're done
When a lettuce lasts longer than you
And you know you're doomed
When a lettuce lasts longer than you
But the damage is done

Liz don't know anything
British politics are f*cked
She don't even care
We're in an economical crisis

Cause you know you're f*cked
When a lettuce lasts longer than you
And you know you're done
When a lettuce lasts longer than you
And you know you're doomed
When a lettuce lasts longer than you

Here's to the woman
Who in December'll be in Beijing opening up new pork markets
Here's to the woman
Who doesn't know left from right
And here's to the woman
Who can't even ring a bell without knocking the f*cking thing over
Oh well at least she's not as bad as f*cking Sunak

And you know you're f*cked
When a lettuce lasts longer than you
And you know you're done
When a lettuce lasts longer than you
And you know you're doomed
When a lettuce lasts longer than you

Here's to the woman
Who faked being an lgbtqia+ ally
Here's to the woman
Who despite being as dumb as a dodo ended up in charge of an entire country
And here's to the woman
Who is even stupider than the Avril Lavigne death conspiracy
And yet the saga of Britain's downfall continues