Adam Korn - Boondoggle Lyrics

Boondoggle, I'll follow you down
Keep serving up suffering, keep pushing for nothing
A plethora of platitudes, a best of bad attitudes
A season, a reason to drown
Boondoggle, you don't mess around
From pancakes to pinups, no pent-up demand
From push-ups to chin-ups, we sweat while we can
From servant to hell-bent on forming a plan
The apple fell far from the tree in the end
The tree in the end
Boondoggle, I'll follow you down
Keep serving up suffering, keep pushing for nothing
A plethora of platitudes, a best of bad attitudes
A season, a reason to drown
Boondoggle, you don't mess around
Through mentors and censors and centaurs and snakes
Flew halfway across for a center-cut plate
Then sat there fermented, lamenting my stake
In new shit on top of the same shitty cake
The same shitty cake
It's alls I can stand when falling alone
Pull hand over hand halfway to the throne
If crawling around gets me off of the ground
To my bed, oh my head
Oh my stars it's too far
I'll just sleep in the bathtub instead
I'll just weep here and wish I were dead
Boondoggle, I'll follow you down
Keep serving up suffering, keep pushing for nothing
A plethora of platitudes, a best of bad attitudes
A season, a reason to drown
Boondoggle, you don't mess around