Adam Ragsdale - Comic Relief Lyrics

Comic relief, isn't that what we're all searching for?
Comic relief, I want only that and nothing more
Comic relief, please don't shut the door
I don't want to be sad no more, no more

Comic relief, comic relief, comi-comi
Comic relief, comic relief, comi-comi
Comic relief, comic relief, comi-comi
Comic relief, comic relief, comi-comi

Comic relief, isn't that what we're all searching for
I can't seem to find my out of this long and dreadful corridor
'Cause the world is sad, yeah the world is bad
Yeah the world's not glad cause the world is sad
(You already said that you idiot. Sorry)
Repetition's necessary, all you are's an adversary
Constantly boasting, yeah I'll be roasting
Call that culinary
I'm on my itinerary, everything is voluntary
When it is involuntary, rebellion's my secondary
Fragmentary literary, don't know? Use a dictionary
Or Pictionary, but it's kind of scary
'Cause you won't find that in a library
Took a breath that's primary, 'cause life is worth the time, Larry
Just kidding your name's not Larry, but if it was that's legend-wait for it
Hope you like milk 'cause the word is dairy
Hope you like milk 'cause bones get weary
Jelly bean, raspberry, psych, fairy cherry
(Fairy cherry)
Yeah call me Hot Rod, get on my level
I get the fame, you a stunt double
I get the fame, you are the rubble
Life is a game and the game's called Trouble
(Oh, snap, crackle, pop rice krispies)
I'm a cereal killer, don't need a thriller
I'll be realer than the movies, Ben Stiller
I'm saying triller, if you are Charlie, I'll be Snoopy
Your life's a lullaby and my eyes are getting droopy
Take out my IV 'cause I'm feeling kind of loopy
Take-out's my favorite kind of food, I'm staying groovy
Whether the weather will be whatever is not moody
I guess it depends on how it looks seasonally
(I am not a meteorologist, though)
But speaking of season, I'm loving food
There's no reason for that mood
Call it treason when I'm constantly easing, yeah I am constantly pleasing
And I don't really like it when people are constantly sneezing
(I'm like go to the other room. It's annoying and it's inconvenient
For us to have to deal with)
Sorry for being hateful, I promise that I'm grateful
I promise optimism is my favorite I am grateful
I just cope with comedy, call my feeling's raggedy
I don't have no feeling's, I'm not dealing with the tragedy
I don't have no feelings, I'm not dealing with fatality
Comic relief helps put my mind at ease

Comic relief, comic relief, comi-comi
Comic relief, comic relief, comi-comi
Comic relief, comic relief, comi-comi
Comic relief, comic relief, comi-comi

When everything is funny, it's all sunny
Oh look, there's a bunny
Call me Winnie 'cause I always get the hunnies
(Oh)
I am not a rapper; I'm just talking that much faster
And I don't care if you're scared, I'll say some words and provide laughter
(What the. I mean, it kinda made sense)
Didn't really make sense, but it was intense
Wanna hear a joke? Okay.
(How was the camping trip last night?)
It was in tents, that was my five cents
Wish I did have five cents
But I'm in college, don't have a dollar at my expense
Yeah I'm in college, I'll be white collar that's my defense
Defense is my offense, I don't mean no offense
I don't mean no offense, but you'll still be offended
'Cause that's society
We even get offended by propriety
We need a little bit of comic relief
'Cause we running, we gunning, we always running into grief
Yeah we blaming everything on others to get what we need
And we hope it won't result in causing all the world to bleed
'Cause when it comes down to it, each other's what we need
Yeah when it comes down to it, each other's what we bleed
So I hope that you'll see all this world needs is a little more
Comic Relief
Let's all laugh together, let's all laugh together
It'll make everything better, even this dark weather
So let's all laugh together, memories forever
I know nothing better than a world that's funny
There's only one thing in this world that isn't funny
And it's traffic, yes it's traffic
Can't you see I'm never laughing
Because traffic is attacking everything that I am lacking
And it's patience
(Yeah, I don't really have any patience. Unless I worked at a
Hospital. Then technically, I would have patients)

Oh, oh

Comic relief, isn't that what we're all searching for?
Comic relief, I want only that and nothing more
Comic relief, please don't shut the door
I don't want to be sad no more, no more
Comic relief, oh, oh
Comic relief, oh, oh
Comic relief, please don't shut the door
I don't want to be sad no more, no more