I've been lightin' pictures of a midwife
But that's not the film you wanna' see
I've been writing letters to a nice guy
But I'd rather you be with me
Eighteen: I'm havin' my midlife
I'm going through to many reams
I'll pay you back if you give me enough time
It all depends on my sense of self esteem
Oh no, That's the way it goes
(World keeps spinnin')
Oh no, Got your nose
(Get swimmin')
Oh no, What a low blow
(Just kiddin')
Oh no, The status quo
(Gotta' be shittin' me)
Can't spin the sign for the burger fries
That job went to Ms. Bleep
I guess I'm stuck wiping my cryin' eyes
As I try to get a degree
I won't take control of your life
Unless it comes to what's between your knees
Closed door, end of my drive
Why do you care who's between my knees?
(Why do you care who is my squeeze?)
Oh no, That's the way it goes
(World keeps spinnin')
Oh no, Got your nose
(Get swimmin')
Oh no, What a low blow
(Just kiddin')
Oh no, The status quo
(Gotta' be shittin' me)
They keep saying, "That's just the way it goes"
We'll brush it off because that's all we've ever known
"We all have our highs and our lows"
That's what they say of life; it's still a low blow
Low blow
They keep saying, "That's just the way it goes"
We'll brush it off because that's all we've ever known
"We all have our highs and our lows"
That's what they say of life; it's still a low blow