AgriBeat - Nose Hair Lyrics

Mmm... (Ahhh)
Sittin' on the train, feelin' just fine...
Oh no... oh no no no... (Mmm-mmm)
The man next to me... oh lord...
His nose hair... it's dancin' in the wind... (Whooo~)

Should I say it, should I not?
What if he thinks it's all I got?
It sways left, it sways right...
Oh dear God, it's catching the light!

Maybe his girl will see it first... (Ooooh~)
Maybe his boss won't care too much... (Nooo~)
But what if it ruins his fate?
What if I'm just too late?

Before I could speak, before I could say,
My fingers moved, and I pulled it away!
I tried to hold back, I really did...
But that thing had to quit! (Ohhh yeeeah~)

Fancy dinner, candle glow,
His date leans in, then pulls back slow...
One stray hair, love on the line...
Damn it, man, why ain't you check this time?

Maybe she'll laugh, say it's okay... (Ohh nooo~)
Maybe she'll walk out anyway... (Mmmhmmm~)
But what if this one small thing
Changes everything?

Before I could speak, before I could say,
My fingers moved, and I pulled it away!
I tried to hold back, I really did...
But that thing had to quit! (Ohhh yeaaaah~)

Ooooh, I swear I meant no harm... (Nooo~)
But it was there, swayin' too far! (Swayin', swayin')
One little pull, one little tug... (Whoo)
Now I'm the villain, but also the plug! (Plug it out, plug it out~)

Mmm... (Ohhh nooo~)
He turned to me... (Uh-oh~)
Eyes open wide... (Whaaaat~)
"Did you just-" pluck!

(Oooooohhh yeeeah~)
I did... (Mmmm-hmmm~)
I saved you, baby...
I saved... you... (Whoooo~)