Yo, it's Big Heck
It's big boy season
The greatest season since nutmeg
And Goldfish
I'll take 2 number 9 hours of sleep
Then I step into the door of my Jeep
I shake the car steady
Because I'm too heavy
But I'm ready
'Cuz I ate some spaghetti
I eat so much every day, that's how I got this way
Everything about me screams big 'cept for my twig
Too much information
In the big boy nation
I will soon vacation
In the Appalachians
Big boy season
As if you need another reason
To Snuggle up with a big homie
Don't pretend that you don't know me
You know that I'm the Big Heck
They call me Mr. Parks and Rec
Because I shake you all stark
When I play b-ball at the park
Eatin' in the mornin
Eatin' in the afternoon
Eatin' in december
Eatin' in june
Eatin' all night
Eatin all day
Eatin' croissants
Eatin' creme brulee
I don't f*ck with France, though
No f*cking chance, bro
I won't give you the song and dance, ho
Eatin' during breaks
Eatin' cornflakes
Eatin' stuff I bakes
Eatin' ice cream cakes
Big boy season
As if you need another reason
To Snuggle up with a big homie
Don't pretend that you don't know me
You know that I'm the Big Heck
They call me Mr. Parks and Rec
Because I shake you all stark
When I play b-ball at the park
Don't call me fat, it's pronounced big boy
Or I'll doodlebob your face, nehoy minoy
I only wear crocs, and I only use glocks
Glockenspiels that is, 'cuz that instrument rocks
Drink root beer like it's water
I don't ever need a spotter
I avoid exercise whenever I can
The only way I run, is to the ice cream man
Big boy season
As if you need another reason
To Snuggle up with a big homie
Don't pretend that you don't know me
You know that I'm the Big Heck
They call me Mr. Parks and Rec
Because I shake you all stark
When I play b-ball at the park