I like to sit on the washing machine
It hums and it beeps and it makes me scream
I like to sit on the washing machine
Spins around and around
And it gets things clean
Who needs a dildo?
Who needs a man?
When I can get my satisfaction
From the uuuh oh yeah
It gives me a Bosch
In my Russell Hobbs
It spins my Hot Point
And does the job
Don't forget to rinse!
I like to sit on the washing machine
Spins around and around
And it gets things clean
I like to sit on the washing machine
It hums and it beeps and it makes me scream
I like to sit on the washing machine
Spins around and around
And it gets things clean
Who needs a dildo?
Who needs a man?
When I can get my satisfaction
From the uuuh oh yeah
It gives me a Bosch
In my Russell Hobbs
It spins my Hot Point
And does the job
Don't forget to rinse!