I said let's just be cousins
Because we went too far
Now there's a bun in the oven
I broke my cousin's heart
Our eyes met across the farm
While she was milking cows
One eye looking straight at me
And the other at the farm house
I said let's just be cousins
Coz we took it way too far
So half an hour before the baby shower
I broke my cousin's heart
We had so much in common
We both shoot deer and ferrets
I totally neglected to remember
That we both have the same grandparents
(Well hey) let's just be cousins
I shoulda realised from the start
I was falling for the sister of my other cousin's mister
I broke my cousin's heart
Let's just be cousins
Don't tell your mother
Let's just be cousins
She'll only tell my brother
Let's just be cousins
Let's just be cousins
I broke my cousin's heart
I broke my cousin's heart
I said let's just be cousins
But I'll miss you all the same
I better find another lady
Hope the baby's not too crazy
See we've only got ourselves to blame
Let's call him Cletus
Let's call him Cletus