Aiken Drum-the Band - Mad cow (2024 remaster ) Lyrics

The big bad pretty city JAM HOT! This is hot jam like get on your toast oh yeah
On your toast!
I met a cowone day- it had a great big horn on its head Bovine spongiform encephalitis mad cow mad cow mad cow
Bovine spongiform encephalitis bovine spongiform encephalitis mad cow mad cow mad cow mad cow
Moooooo!
Bovine spongiform encephalitis Bovine spongiform encephalitis mad cow mad cow mad cow Moooo!
Watch out for the mad cow it's coming for me through the field

Moo moo moomity-moo
Hello this is James Herriot here The cow is definitely mad- the cow is on the end of my arm
I' m going to have to put it down

Drop the cow James
I'm sorry it's on the end of my arm
Let go cow!
Don't worry- I've got an axe A motorised mechanised axe Battery-operated by the look of it

[sounds of a rotorblade]

Ready? Starting now
The batteries running out but don't worry I have a handy mains supply with me

Now who's next on my operating list? Simon!
No! No! Get off!
(I'm the voice inside your head)
No you're not- get off!
(I'm the voice inside your head)

Oh no look at that oh that's lovely it's super and it all sits in the box rather nicely because it's big
Be quiet everyone be quiet or I'll get hangry
"Hangry"?
Hi will