Airportface - Grandpa Stoner Lyrics

Looking down the road I see
A bright star on the highway
Reward for all the heavy loads I've carried
There's a change a'comin' soon
There's a funny smell in the air
When I'm am old man
It'll be law everywhere
I'm sure I'll have a pain by then
That needs medical marijuana
And flares up everyday
Right after breakfast

Grandpa Stoner, Grandpa Stoner
Is what I wanna be
When I am 63
Grandpa Stoner, Grandpa Stoner

Even if the laws don't change here
I know where I'll go
Out to California or Colorado
I'm sure my kids will be horrified
Embarrassed by my Buddha smile
Inventing code words for my condition
I'm sure I will not care by then
Its a benefit of growing old
My prescription says
To take everyday as needed

Grandpa Stoner, Grandpa Stoner
Is what I wanna be
When I am 73
Grandpa Stoner, Grandpa Stoner

Long white hair in my rocking chair
Enjoying Life
I've worked my share, now give me medicare
And fill my pipe

Grandpa Stoner, Grandpa Stoner
Is what I wanna be
When I am 73
Grandpa Stoner, Grandpa Stoner

Grandpa Stoner, Grandpa Stoner
Is what I wanna be
When I am 93
Grandpa Stoner, Grandpa Stoner