Airportface - Poke Me With a Stick Lyrics

Somebody poke me with a stick
And tell me if I'm dead
Extinguish the fire in my belly
Turn off the chain saws in my head
Wipe the sand from eyes
I need a clean up on aisle two
Don't make no sudden movements
Unless you want last night all over you

Oh it hurts, it really, really hurts
I've got the shakes, I've got the squirts
Oh I've a broken spirit, I'm sure I bruised my soul
And my guiding light looks as black as coal
Oh please somebody, please make it stop
From now on no whisky, only sody-pop
I've made this bargain, near a thousand times
This time I really mean it, swear I ain't lyin'

Somebody poke me with a stick
And tell me if I'm dead
Extinguish the fire in my belly
Turn off the chain saws in my head
Wipe the sand from eyes
I need a clean up on aisle two
Don't make no sudden movements
Unless you want last night all over you

I know the only cure, is to never go
But I tell myself, I can take it slow
Then I start to pondering, relativity
Quicker than you can say Einstein, its a quarter to 3
Why, you ask, don't I learn my lesson?
Why don't I find God and start confessin'?
If I ever find God, I ask her why she made me
With a rubber arm and forever thirsty

Somebody poke me with a stick
And tell me if I'm dead
Extinguish the fire in my belly
Turn off the chain saws in my head
Wipe the sand from eyes
I need a clean up on aisle two
Don't make no sudden movements
Unless you want last night all over you

Don't make no sudden movements
Unless you want last night all over you
Don't make no sudden movements
Unless you want last night all over you