Well I may not be the biggest that's alright
But I've got a little secret that's outta sight
They say size matters but I'm here to boast
It's not what you've got it's how you use it most!
Micropenis! Tiny but mighty don't you see?
I'm small in the pants but big in glee
You can laugh all you want but here's the truth
I'm packing more fun than a long lost youth!
In the bedroom things get tight
But I bring the thunder every night
What I lack in length I make up in charm
Who needs a footlong when you've got warm arms?
Micropenis! Tiny but mighty don't you see?
I'm small in the pants but big in glee
You can laugh all you want but here's the truth
I'm packing more fun than a long lost youth!
So don't judge a man by the size of his tool
It's the motion of the ocean not the length of the pool
I've got confidence I've got the groove
Let's turn on the music and make it smooth!
In the locker room I hear the jokes
But I've got the last laugh folks
What's tiny to you is just right to me
Cause I'm living large feeling carefree!
Micropenis! Tiny but mighty don't you see?
I'm small in the pants but big in glee
You can laugh all you want but here's the truth
I'm packing more fun than a long lost youth!
So here's to all the guys who feel the same
We might be small but we own the game
Tiny but mighty that's how we roll
With a heart full of love and a big ol' soul!
Micropenis! Tiny but mighty don't you see?
I'm small in the pants but big in glee
You can laugh all you want but here's the truth
I'm packing more fun than a long lost youth!
Micropenis! Tiny but mighty don't you see?
I'm small in the pants but big in glee
You can laugh all you want but here's the truth
I'm packing more fun than a long lost youth!