Let's kick it back, this is Al in a track
The man who gives no crap for driving a Cadillac
It ain't strippers or money that I have in mind to seek
Just a gal who is sleek, just as weird as me
I ain't wishing for much specifics, but some
Things are worth to mention, so this is my rule of thumb
Take me hand, take a trip, demonstrating we're the ones
To take our stand, make our way for some fun
How about taking a dip, across the ocean, and see
Dolphins, killer whales, knowing well their dark history
When you force me to walk on the course sand, that's fine
Babe, you can invade or take my space anytime
Whether we're cruising around like a Tulkun
Or in a Falcon, know that I don't mind your compulsion
Do know like Siamese twins, we stick together
There is no need for a sweater during cold weather
Hey, yo, darling
I could be falling
Can you imagine
Having a nerd like me?
(Hey)
Having someone weird as me
(Hey)
So what do you say?
Can we appoint this date?
Can't you see this face?
There's nothing to fear, my dear
(Hey)
You might just be weird as me
(Hey)
Now, speak with your mind, I wanna read your thoughts
Get me inclined, like a straight line, connecting dots with tight knots
Sorry for that quick part, but I can't deny
This is a strange feeling for a lonely guy
I'm a hopeless romantic, hoping for a chance
If it's a 50/50 or not, I could give a damn
College unfinished, yet I'm a bachelor for romance
And I still have some knowledge that I can show you, ma'am
Slightly short or tall? Girl, it's alright
Being at a similar level is enough to be satisfied
Whether you ain't much of a gamer, pan, or bi
Well, we can find common ground if you don't say bye
Just think of those nights, all the fun we have wedged
Playing board games and binge shows, to this I do pledge
If the tension does take us right over the edge
Then I could be submissive for you to have me pe-
Woah, wait, you really wrote that?
Well, yeah
Isn't kinda weird for a song?
Nothing wrong with being a sub, mate
No! I mean... ugh, whatever. Just sing the chorus
Hey, yo, darling
I could be falling
Can you imagine
Having a nerd like me?
(Hey)
Having someone weird as me
(Hey)
So what do you say?
Can we appoint this date?
Can't you see this face?
There's nothing to fear, my dear
(Hey)
You might just be weird as me
(Hey)
Oh honey, I'm asking you
To give me a chance if that's okay
Because to tell you the truth
I've been alone for too many days
Okay, might be a stretch, maybe mushy, but hey
I'm Mister Fantastic with my schedule, flexible if I may
Read my intentions if you wanna stay
I want to be the man, the one who you can conversate
Making hobbies is great, but trusting needs faith
And I can demonstrate that love when your skies are gray
When you need time away, my arms are an open-doored place
With our strength, we will slay any beast with toxic traits
So, let us take our time, you know that we can take it slow
Like the tortoise, there's no need to be a hare, that's for sure
If you want to take the first shot, then take the lead, Solo
While we listen to the beat of our hearts like a stereo
Holding on to you with music on the car radio
Whether they are top songs, some raps, or a mix of heavy metal
We can sing, we can scream, we can try to keep the flow
No matter what we choose, I know this feeling can grow
Gotta keep it stable. No time to be horsing around
This ain't no fable, ain't no unicorns to be found
Let's keep it real, the way we feel, and keep our feet on the ground
In fights that we withstand, we'll win with KOs every round
I know I've said much, but this is simple, my dear
Keep a good heart, give some kindness, do it for real
Whoever you may be, just know that I can seal the deal
Cause we're all weirdos looking for something to appeal
Hey, yo, darling
I could be falling
Can you imagine
Having a nerd like me?
(Hey)
Having someone weird as me
(Hey)
So what do you say?
Can we appoint this date?
Can't you see this face?
There's nothing to fear, my dear
(Hey)
You might just be weird as me
(Hey)