Got a fancy hotel room for two
Drinking champagne
Like we have the money to
Go out dancing cause it's what our bodies do
Matching outfits
With our matching new tattoos
Could've gone out with a beauty queen
Instead we hung out with some Omaha guys
New York City's like a green screen
And I'm just trying my best not to cry
I'm just trying my best
It's so dark in here
Can't see what age I've turned
It's getting louder but I ask her to be sure
She's known me so long
We don't need words anymore
She just smiles
It sounds like we aren't keeping score
Could've gone out with a beauty queen
Instead we hung out with some Omaha guys
New York City's like a green screen
And I'm just trying my best not to cry
I'm just trying my best
When nobody wanted to kiss us
We just got good at pretend
Now everyone here wants to kiss us
But am I still the funny friend?
Easy crier
Reformed liar
And she was always by my side
And I'm just trying my best not to cry
I'm just trying my best