Alaska Thunderfuck - SWEATPANTS Lyrics

I don't wanna party
I don't wanna dance
I just wanna stay at home
In sweatpants

I don't wanna party (party, party)
I don't wanna dance (dance, dance)
I just wanna stay at home (home)
In sweatpants (sweatpants)

I don't wanna party
I don't wanna dance
I just wanna stay at home
In sweatpants

Casual apparel
Just give it a chance
I just wanna stay at home
In sweatpants

Excuse me, what are those intoxicating pants you're wearing?
What do you call them?
Oh, wait, can you say it a bit louder
Oh, I see, they're called
Sweatpants
Sweatpants

I've lived upon a hill
I've lived in the Valley
I've seen every thrill
In Vaseline alley

I've been to the ocean and I've been to the sea
I've been to paradise but I've never been to me
There's only one thing if I ever have the chance
I wanna stay at home in sweatpants
I want to live a life of athleisure

Sweatpants
Sweatpants

I don't wanna party (party)
I don't wanna dance (dance)
I just wanna stay at home
In sweatpants

I don't wanna party (party)
I don't wanna dance (dance)
I just wanna stay at home
In sweatpants

I don't wanna party (party)
I don't wanna dance (dance)
I just wanna stay at home
In sweatpants

I don't wanna party (party)
I don't wanna dance (dance)
I just wanna stay at home
In sweatpants