Nancy got a haircut
She looks really nice now
Walkin' with a light strut
Drawin' all the eyes, how nice
Oh, how nice
Nancy's got a new 'do
Pullin' all the fellas
Girls are doin' voodoo
'Cause they're getting jealous
My, it must be nice
To be Nancy
But nobody knows what it's like to be
Scrutinized like you're on TV
Nobody knows what it's like
To be Nancy
Nancy's got a hard life
Winnin' isn't easy
Even when it's part-time
Even when it's sleazy
I think I would die
If I were like Nancy
Had to do what she does
Dressin' up all fancy
Fightin' on for freedom
I think I would die
I wouldn't wanna be Nancy
But nobody knows what it's like to be
Scrutinized like you're on TV
Nobody knows what it's like
To be Nancy
Oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh
But nobody knows what it's like to be
Scrutinized like you're on TV
Nobody knows what it's like
To be Nancy