Let's go
For an eternity I voyaged cross the sea
To a land of eternal sunshine
A man without a hand called it Uzbekistan
Smiled at me with a toothless grin
He said he could show me the way
But there's always a price to pay
To the pirates of Uzbekistan
Who sail the seas of the shifting sands
Raise a tankard to the sky and say
Uzbekistan is a pirate land
To the pirates of Uzbekistan
From Aral Sea to Samarkand
Raise a tankard to the sky and say
Uzbekistan is a pirate land
For a piece of eight
He opened up the gates
And we sailed to the other side
We dodged some cannon fire
And murderers for hire
'Til we found where the treasures hide
In the depths of the Registan
We stole the gold and we drank the rum
To the pirates of Uzbekistan
Who sail the seas of the shifting sands
Raise a tankard to the sky and say
Uzbekistan is a pirate land
To the pirates of Uzbekistan
From Aral Sea to Samarkand
Raise a tankard to the sky and say
Uzbekistan is a pirate land
Uzbekistan is a pirate land
Uzbekistan
Uzbekistan
Uzbekistan
Uzbekistan is a pirate land
We can never go to Uzbekistan
Unfortunately we've been banned
The President didn't like this song
We've been sentenced to die at the break of dawn
To the pirates of Uzbekistan
Who sail the seas of the shifting sands
Raise a tankard to the sky and say
Uzbekistan is a pirate land
To the pirates of Uzbekistan
From Aral Sea to Samarkand
Raise a tankard to the sky and say
Uzbekistan is a pirate land
Uzbekistan is a pirate land
Uzbekistan is a pirate land