Forgotten words to diatribes
Filled with misremembered lies
Mixing Buddha, Marx, and Lucifer
Stream of conscious ramblings
Pretending that they mean something
I'm a drunken false philosopher
I talk out my ass using fancy words
To make my shit smell less absurd
'Cause I've got ideas that need Febreze
So they don't reek of disease
Forgotten words to diatribes
Filled with misremembered lies
Mixing Buddha, Marx, and Lucifer
Stream of conscious ramblings
Pretending that they mean something
I'm a drunken false philosopher
Give me a beer and you're gonna hear
The rhetoric of the mutineer
With slurred ass speech and glassy eyes
I proselytize
Forgotten words to diatribes
Filled with misremembered lies
Mixing Buddha, Marx, and Lucifer
Stream of conscious ramblings
Pretending that they mean something
I'm a drunken false philosopher
Got a wagon full of bullshit
And a belly full of flies
If I spoke I don't remember it
You won't be hearing a reprise
Forgotten words to diatribes
Filled with misremembered lies
Mixing Buddha, Marx, and Lucifer
Stream of conscious ramblings
Pretending that they mean something
I'm a drunken false philosopher
Forgotten words to diatribes
Filled with misremembered lies
Mixing Buddha, Marx, and Lucifer
Stream of conscious ramblings
Pretending that they mean something
I'm a drunken false philosopher
I'm a drunken false philosopher
I'm a drunken false philosopher