When your burps feel like explosions
From no food and lots of poison
Pepto's always there for you
When you're so damn hungover
That the toilet's spilling over
Pepto's always there for you
When the drinking's getting dismal
You can call on Pepto Bismol
'Cause Pepto's always there
'Cause Pepto's always there
'Cause Pepto's always there for you